From the Valleywag ( my bestest blog friend ever):
AOL employees down crazy pills in a wash of alcohol.
This email, while lengthy is absolutely hysterical, and so worth the read!
Friends, Colleagues, former co-workers, Layoff day is always a creepy affair. No more so than this time around now that senior management closely resembles to the creepy pedophiles you see on “Law and Order SVU.” However, lets no focus on RONCO lets focus on a little gallows humor. You can’t drink the pain away so you might as well laugh through it. Actually, that’s not true. You CAN drink pain away but it usually takes substantial amounts of alcohol and leaves you with an even bigger pain. Thus, it’s a wash so lets move on.
The rest is just as freaking amusing, and trust me it will make your corporate day~